If the Boy Scouts of America wasn't run by religious nutjobs and they believed multiverse theory, I absolutely would have had to earn a "Citizenship in the Multiverse" badge to be an Eagle Scout. [As it was, he had to earn three different badges about citizenship.] The hallucinating is why they kicked me out. Apparently, hotboxing your tent is against scout code.

[He did not actually hotbox his tent, but it makes for a better story than someone finding him talking to a tree while he was high and reporting him to the troop leader.]