[That does sound like the words of a good person. Roy's proven himself pretty open to new ideas, too, if the great attributes debate from earlier is any indication.]

...I'm actually... [No, wait, rephrase that.] I mean, I was originally a boy. I've been using my special abilities to stay in an alternate body ever since I washed up on the beach.

I panicked because I was kind of hoping nobody would find out about this, but I guess it's too late to worry about that now.