Yeah, but it's like they always told us in scouts: "Be prepared for the potential of facing your worst nightmare tomorrow, because the cosmic irony of your fake friend showing up tomorrow would make for a great story."

[Connor's inability to ever just say the scout motto might have been part of the reason why he was eventually kicked out. Also his inability to take it seriously. He did learn like three and a half useful skills earning merit badges, though.]

You have to be prepared for anything. Even a zombie apocalypse. Or a drug bust.

[God, would you believe this asshole was almost an Eagle Scout?]