prettypurpleparlor: Alas, alas (I do not wish to see)
Miss Muffet ([personal profile] prettypurpleparlor) wrote in [community profile] aftr_stories 2017-12-21 05:24 am (UTC)

C- let's try this again. :D

...Ren?

[Muffet's voice is gentle, polite, the tone of someone trying to say something awkward without being rude.]

I'd take it as a favor if, in the event you're ever running low on food, you came to me and let me make sure you had a proper meal. If you don't mind.

[SHE FEEDS PEOPLE FOR A LIVING AND SHE IS SUPER HORRIFIED BY YOU GROWING UP IN STARVATION CONDITIONS, REN. ...But she's pretty sure that saying 'your childhood disturbs me and I have a sudden need to give you lots of cookies' is impolite, so she's trying to be more tactful about it. Please let her introduce this girl to proper nutrition, dear God.]

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